суббота, 23 января 2010 г.
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40 Ways how to Annoy Naruto  Sintux 10:31:39 |
 | Naruto Uzumaki, the leading mischief-maker of the Hidden Leaf Village. He’s a constant source of annoyance to everyone around him. Now it’s time we turned the tables...Believe it!
1. Sneak into his house and steal every package of ramen you can find. Then, fill his cupboards up with vegetables of every kind.
2. Get a Sasuke plushie and carry it around everywhere with you. Whenever you see Naruto, say something like, “Narutooo! Sasu-chan wants to seeee you!” and wave the plushie around. If he comes over to you, make it kiss him. If he doesn’t, follow him around saying, “But Narutooooo...Sasu-chan loooves you~” until he gives in. And then make it kiss him.
3. Dye all his clothes black. Ninjas are supposed to wear black, right?
4. When he’s sleeping, give him an emo/gothic makeover.
5. Bribe the ramen guy at Ichiraku to close his shop for a day. Then, when Naruto sees it’s closed, tell him they went out of business.
6. Somehow, get Sasuke’s autograph. Give it to Naruto. When he says he doesn’t want it, say, “WHAT? After all the trouble I went to to get it for you!?” then, make up an insanely long story about all the things you had to do in order to get it- “I had to scale the great peaks of Nakahashi, and make my way through the deadly jungle of Mori...”
7. Whenever he says “believe it”, say, “I don’t.”
8. Take his money- All of it- and spend it on Sasuke figurines, Sasuke posters, Sasuke plushies...Any Sasuke items you can find. Then, leave them all over Naruto’s house. When he yells at you, say “But...I thought you would like them...I thought you liked Sasuke...” and then yell at him, saying what a horrible boyfriend he is- "What? You mean, you're not Sasuke's boyfriend...? But Sasuke said...."
9. Ask him why he wants to be Hokage. After he’s done with his I-want-people-to-respect-me monologue, say... “What?”
10. Find and print out as many SasuNaru pictures, fanfics, ect. that you can find. Also, buy some Naruto and Sasuke plushies. Put the pictures and fanfics EVERYWHERE- Glue them to the walls, leave them on the floor, hide them in random places all around his house, ect. Then, put the Naruto and Sasuke plushies in such positions as, leaning against each other, kissing, lying on top of each other, ect. Then, get some spray paint and write “SASUKE AND NARUTO FOREVER!” on the wall. And as many pink sparkly hearts as possible. Or, y’know, rainbow hearts.
11. Use the transformation jutsu to make yourself look like Iruka or Kakashi. Then, tell Naruto that, you’re sorry, but he’s just not doing well enough as a ninja, and he’s going to have to go back to the Academy.
12. Put hot sauce in his ramen when he’s not looking. When he begs you for water or something, give him goldfish water/toilet water/ect., and don’t tell him until after he drinks it.
13. Constantly remind him just who his first kiss was. Ask him if he liked it. When he says he doesn’t, say he’s in denial. Then, shout at the top of your lungs “SAAAASUKE, NARU-CHAN WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE LOOOVES YOU!” or something to that effect.
14. Ask him why he goes out for ramen with Iruka so much. Make sure to emphasise the words “go out with Iruka.” Tell him Iruka’s too old for him.
15. Get a picture of Kakashi, and draw a mouth over his mask with a sharpie. Tell Naruto you have a picture of Kakashi without his mask, but he’ll have to pay you for it. Get as much money as possible- “I dunno, Naruto, it’s a pretty rare picture....Five bucks more.” Give him the picture once you’re convinced you can’t make any more money. When he realizes he’s been tricked, pull his headband down over his eyes and run for your life.
16. Tell him you’ve got a date worked out for him with Sakura. Make sure Sakura doesn’t find out about this. Get Naruto all excited about it by telling him things like “Wow, you sure are gonna have fun with Sakura tonight!” “Are you looking forward to your date with Sakura?” Then, when she doesn’t show up and he questions you, pretend you have no idea what he’s talking about.
17. Constantly remind him that Sasuke has more fangirls.
18. Buy a can of air freshener- The more sickeningly flowery, the better- and spray out the entire can in his room. Close all the windows.
(Alternative: Buy a few bottles of perfume and dump them down the air vent in his house. It’ll make the whole house smell. My dad apparently did that when he was little.)
19. Give Naruto a few of those Red Bull energy things, and some pocky. Then turn him loose on the village. Watch as chaos ensues. (This is more to annoy everyone else.)
20. Insist that he go on a diet, telling him that he’s getting fat at every opporitunity. If he ignores you, follow him around and whack him with a newspaper every time he tries to eat ramen.
21. Hide a camera somewhere in his house, and leave it on all week. Cut out all the times he wasn’t there, when he was sleeping, ect. Just leave all the embarrassing parts. Then, show the video to everyone in the village. Make sure Sakura, Gai, and Lee are among these, since they’d probably have the most to say about it.
22. Light his hair on fire. Take pictures, of course.
23. Lock all the doors and windows to his house, and hide the keys. When he freaks out, tell him not to worry, he could always spend the night at Sasuke’s house.
24. When he’s sleeping, dye his hair black and do your best to make it look like Sasuke’s with hair gel.
25. Interview the people of Konoha, asking them to list the things they dislike about Naruto. Make a video of it and send it to him for his birthday.
26. Tape record yourself saying “I’m watching you, Naruto” in the creepiest stalker-voice you can do. Leave the tape recorder in his room- Or in his bathroom, for added effect.
27. Use the transformation jutsu to turn yourself into Naruto. Then, go around the village, grafitti-ing things up, breaking stuff, stealing things, and generally ensuring that everyone in the Leaf Village will be pissed at Naruto.
28. Hit him whenever he says “believe it.”
29. Start referring to Konohamaru as “The Future 6th Hokage.”
30. Tell him you got special permission from Kakashi to let him read Icha Icha Paradise. Give him an Icha Icha paradise book - But right when it gets to the “good part”- The pages have been removed. Bonus points if you replaced it with SasuNaru.
31. Get a slingshot, and shoot a pebble at his head. When he turns around, hide. A few minutes later, shoot him again.
32. Write “I’m an idiot, dattebayo!” on his forehead while he’s sleeping. And take pictures, pictures are always important.
33. Become his own personal announcer. Every minute of the day. “Naruto Uzumaki is now eating breakfast! Yes, that’s miso ramen he’s eating, folks! Same as yesterday! Will he do the same tomorrow? Only time will tell!”
34. Transform yourself into Tsunade, and make a public announcement that you are resigning, and Sasuke Uchiha will be the one to take over for you.
35. Tell him that Kakashi told you that the real reason Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi inside Naruto was because he wanted Naruto to die. (Either that, or you could always just bribe Kakashi into telling him that himself)
36. Write “Sasuke was here” on everything in his house.
37. The classic: Dye his hair pink. Or his clothes.
38. Take all the ramen out of the ramen cups in his closet, and put a little sticky note that says “Sorry, your ramen is in another cup. Please try again. ;)” in the bottom of each one. (Get it?)
39. Draw the Uchiha symbol on every item of clothing he owns. And some on the walls. And other things around the house.
40. Take his sleeping cap and wear it around Konoha all day. When he tries to get it back, scream at the top of your lungs. Do not stop screaming until he gives it back or runs away. If he runs, follow him. And keep screaming. |
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вторник, 3 февраля 2009 г.
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| Ninja and fruits... Sintux 14:04:14 |
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Well it isn't fruit what Kisame are holding...![]:-)](http://xywe.com/i/smiles/devil.png "]:-)")
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понедельник, 2 февраля 2009 г.
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| Horoscopes... Sintux 16:06:40 |
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All 12 horoscopes in one image 
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| Naruto ninjas and fruits Sintux 13:43:08 |
| Soo you can see Naruto characters and fruits                   
Well... it not a fruit what Kisame are holding, but why cat it be that way...
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